To whom it may concern
Having succeeded more or less with accepting the challenge of spicing up an average background in my previous life with proven success mother/daughter/partner roles, I am looking to transition into my next life and believe I would make a great fit for something a little different. The non-advertised position of all round Wonderwoman you might be in need of is, I feel, just for me.
I understand the position could demand appropriate experience and to address those demands, I can demonstrate the following attributes that I feel make me suitable for this new life. My on-the-job experience has afforded me a well-rounded skill set including first-rate communication and organisational abilities. I possess the creativity, energy, and motivational skills required to thrive in any role and I would make a strong contribution to rainbow chasing duties.
Highlights of my qualifications include … Hum I’ll come back to that in a minute. But my cheerful personality with a dry sense of humour will I am sure be appreciated. Or not. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea! Anyway with my experience and credentials, I am more than prepared to dedicate myself to the highest standards, creating a flabbergasting new life story, organising personal upgrading tasks, looking after a family and a few good friends, keeping everything in good running order. I look forward to discussing my qualifications in detail.
I am extremely enthusiastic about starting afresh, leaving behind the Covid mess (you pushed it a little with that virus if you’re asking me…) and would welcome the opportunity to contribute to a better scenario this time – that is if you accept a couple of new terms in our contract.
Enclosed please find my requests. If they are acceptable to you, please sign and return to my
office home via fax email. Once I receive the signed contract from you, I will be all yours and you can switch on the new life template.
- Although I’ve loved being French, I’m willing to try something different. Given the last four years you might find my choice a little odd but I’ve always wondered “what if?”. I would like to experiment with being an American woman this time! There, said!
- Speaking of which, I took the liberty to investigate where could be a stimulating site for my new existence. Here is a list of places I would fancy. Let me know what you think of my choices. Hopefully, something is available in this area for me:
Cape Cod, and Martha’s Vineyard
Stonington Borough, Connecticut
- Now about my job. I don’t know if you’ve planned some future “glitches” again like WW3 or Pandemic 2 or a some kind of a serious version of Mars Attack maybe, but I’m really longing for stability. First of all, could I please be trained properly at school this time. Could I be more serious and diligent? Maybe you could find a way to make me understand knowledge doesn’t have to be boring. But please, no return to the future! This time, I want to be able to have an internet access for my studies! Career wise it’s up to you. Apart from jobs as a sales representative or anything to do with marketing, administrative employee, doctor (blood is no bueno), Maths teacher, Project manager, whatever manager, telephone customer service representative, pork scratching spotter etc. Actually, I do have a few suggestions here. Actress would be fun (relatively good and fairly famous but known for my Sundance Festival alternative roles!). Leader of a rock band (playing drums and guitar at least). Truck driver (traveling the country), Legal Assistant specialised in genealogy, building doorwoman (but only in New York)… Anything artistic will do. Or meaningful.
- Oh one last thing. Straight normal hair this time please!
Please review my attached cv and two character reference letters with additional details regarding my personality. I’d better start looking for these now as a matter of fact!
Thank you for your time and consideration.